A politician, a thief and a programmer died & went straight to hell.
The politician went to devil and said- “I want to call my country’s fellow politician and see how everybody is doing these days”. He called and spoke for about 15 minutes and then asked “How much do I need to pay for this call?”
The devil said “10 million dollars”. The Politician paid up.
Next came the thief and started pleading to devil- “I want to call my gang member and see how he’s is doing without me”. He called and spoke for about 30 minutes and then asked “How much do I need to pay for this call?”
The devil said “20 million dollars”. The thief reluctantly paid up.
Next came the programmer and politely requested to devil- “I want to call one my team members and see if they have completed the IT project that I left unfinished”. He called his team member and spoke for 6 hours about various algorithms, bugs, new programming languages, promotions and salary hike. When he was done, he asked “How much do I need to pay for this call?
The devil replied “40 dollars”.
The programmer was stunned- “Just 40 dollars!?”
“Hell to hell is a local call!!!” 😀